S$#t my Daughter says........

So the other day I was reading through this blog site called "S$#t That Siri Says", which was fairly entertaining.  Then I thought, "I need to keep track of some of the crazy things that my daughter says, so this post was born.

*"Daddy, my tummy was just talking to me, and it said it's not hungry for that.."
*"My Dad sings like a girl!"
*"Papa Bear, was your nose ever regular size?"
*"Say Y, say  S, say M, ......Unicorn."
*"Pinky promise that I can sleep in your bed, and Mr. Unicorn promises he won't kick you."
*"Wanna do karate?  *kicks me in the shin and chops me in the stomach* That was number 7."
*"French fries and nuggets!!!!!!!!!!"
*"Papa, this is not a Preslie movie!"
*"My Daddy is more hairy than a monkey!"